"Here, smell this K-cup." - Landon Airey
The sickest burn
- Me: This game is candy crushing my heart.
- Dom: That was bad. Just like you are at Candy Crush.
My Chemical Romans
"He’s just big dude livin’ in a small world." - David Fricke’s explanation for why The Mountain that Rides is "kind of a prick."
It’s hard to tell it’s the weekend from inside this windowless lab.
APRIL FOOLS I canceled the heat in the apartment so you can’t turn it up to 90 degrees anymore haha.